Whilst sitting in work today bored writing articles about viral marketing and why buying a franchise is a good idea for some keyword sites (interesting I know!) they mentioned the new Twilight film trailer on Radio 1 that is due to come out in July some time.
When they mentioned it, it just made me realise how much I actually dislike the films. I think the main reasons I do not like them is because it is one of those really pathetic love stories that are so predictable, everyone in the film is so "perfect", the sickening love between a vampire and a mere mortal just would not happen even if such a thing existed and a vampire being a vegetarian, psst... please!
Also vampires do not shine like glitter in the sunlight... THEY DIE! If there is one thing Blade taught me is vampires do not like the sun shine as it will kill them, Stephenie Meyer must have been on drugs when seeing glittery vampires in her books.
I have been to see both films in the cinema (not through my own choice, my girlfriend made me do it!) and it was more like watching a porn film with the amount of male nipple that was involved in the film. The best part of the film was when it finished and I said "Well that was shit!" and the guy of a couple a few seats away from us said something along the same lines.
I found this picture on someones twitpic page and thought it was just too good to miss off!
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