Who would win in a fight between a chimpanzee and a pensioner?

well, it will all depend on different factors! Like will the pensioner have a walking stick and turn into yoda upon attack and kick shit into the chimp. Or will the chimp have an endless supply of bannanas and turn into mario kart and start throwing them everywhere? I would hope the chimp wins as it will be rather i think, could you imagine the news report on the tv haha!

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